Hammerhead Out For Blood On Florida Beach

I watch shark week religiously. Not afraid to say it. I own my life. This year it was mediocre at best. Discovery is on a kick of making us believe mermaids and megalodon are both real. Pisses me off.  Discovery could have just gone down to Destin Florida to see a killer inches off the beach. There are no fish seen in this video, no seals clapping their big flippers like a dinner bell.  Just innocent beach goers. If this was spring break someone was getting chomped. Plain and simple.  I know as an expert of the sea, that sharks usually don't attack unprovoked. Well guess what a tri delta loaded of tooter shots and keystone will do. Mess with a damn shark

Top 5 Guys You Avoid In A Bar Fight

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James Harrison - 6ft 275 lbs. Bad bad man. Bad bad attitude. Doesn't think HBO deserves to film practice, and therefore neither do I. This is the type of guy you see at bar and carefully monitor your words. Could either tackle you in half or just assault you with hammer fists to the point you wish you had some of those depends diapers wes welker has been forcing down your throat lately.  9/10 times guys holding guns like this look plain stupid but not here. I'd rather take the bullet then a bar assault from Mr. Harrison.

 

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Randy Orton - 6'6 250 lbs. Walks in with tight jeans and an affliction shirt but you keep your damn mouth shut.  Tats just all in your face letting you know you're a bitch and at 6'6 could punch you from across the bar. Worst part of this not only do you get clobbered but then he takes your girlfriend home. Demoralize city.

 

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Junior Dos Santos - 6'4 240 lbs. Former UFC heavyweight Champ. Paws the size of a polar bear and a granite chin.  Current champ Cain Velazquez hit him with everything but a ringside chair and couldn't put this Brazilian demon down.  His punch breaks 3/4 of your face, you possibly die and you can't even talk shit before hand due to the fact you won't have the slightest idea what he is saying. Brazilian's speak a crazy form of Portuguese and makes Puerto Ricans seem like they talk slow.

 

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CT - 6'3 240 lbs. Check my previous blog on this bro to see Mr. CHOO CHOO in full effect. He once moved a statue of a swan from the bed of a chick he was getting with that the other guys on the show placed there to mess with him. It took 3 guys to put it there and one to get it off. This guy made Johnny Bananas have PTSD from a fucking game show.  The shit talk he has is legendary so no upper hand there either. Getting dressed down by a thug from Boston is the WORST. Ask Wes.

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Brock Lesnar - 6'3 290lbs. Honestly there really isn't much to say here. UFC champ? Check. WWE champ? Check.  Guy works out by carrying trees on his back in the woods of Canada like wolverine. Has no moral compass and thirsts for blood. He walks into your bar with a problem your best bet is.. well there isn't one. Brock does what he wants when he wants and your just a little pawn in his game. There should always be a legit concern that he could pull your arm off if he wanted. I'd pay top dollar to see him fight a silverback gorilla in a pay per view. Absolute toss up

 

TRT VS TRT IN BRAZIL

MMAFighting.com- Dan Henderson and Vitor Belfort will meet again seven years after their first fight at UFC Fight Night 32, and both fighters could possibly use TRT in Brazil.
Henderson, who turns 43 years old on Saturday, will be able to apply for exemptions for the use of testosterone replacement therapy (TRT) to fight on Nov. 9 in Brazil.

TRT in MMA is such a hot topic issue. I can write pages on it and how the UFC appears to be hiding certain fighters in areas where its allowed. Prime example is how Vitor Belfort's last 4 fights have been out of the country and 3 of which in his home nation of brazil. It's not hard to see that Vitor is defying age, but this time Dan Henderson can do the same and I LOVE IT.  We won't have to worry about unfair advantages here. Just juice on juice action.

Breaking this fight down it just doesn't make much sense.  Vitor wants the next shot at the middleweight belt and won't fight at that weight unless it's on the line.  That chance is far enough down the road that he can't just sit with his thumb up his ass.  So I guess Hendo it is? To me, it doesn't matter if this fight is at 205 pounds, if Vitor gets KTFO it looks bad enough to kick him out of a title shot. How do you promote a championship fight when your challenger just got worldstar hip hopped by a fighter with a punch known as the "H Bomb"? Simply too risky. If Vitor wants to fight it should be with the #1 contender spot on the line. The problem is there isn't a real #2 contender in that division either. Well...there is one.

Gaga Is Life's Biggest Puzzle

Well Lady Gaga has come back from the dead and released some uh interesting videos in the past week.  This video once again just honestly pisses me off. I'm in the weird camp of believing that Gaga probably could be smoking hot but just doesn't want to be. This picture for the video is a prime example. She has fucking sea shells on her rack which I haven't seen since Ariel in the little mermaid.  Her body is banging so as an alpha male I'm going to click play. Get ready for a roller coaster. What is her deal? She basically confirmed in a video last week that she at least doesn't have a penis which honestly when I watched provided me with one of the biggest sighs of relief in my life. It's like she tries to look like garbage to get fans yet hits the gym twice a day. I don't know her game but the puzzle of this broad has me hooked in some weird way.

P.S - Going back to the sea shells, this could provide some absolute clutch Halloween costumes for the ladies this year.

Wednesday Night Challenge Night

CHOO CHOO!

It's Wednesday night and that means I'm turning on MTV for the one time this week. Yeah I know, MTV BLOWS. Let me play devil's advocate here. This show makes it worth turning on alone. CT is an absolute animal. He slays half of the girls on the show and utilizes the madden truck stick better than Marshawn Lynch.  He has been kicked off half the shows he has been on. Oh why you ask? Just dropping bros left and right. No regard for human well being or female emotions. Side note here. If MTV ever does a casting call for a fresh meat edition of the challenge, I'm trying out instantly. Let me be clear. I would be juicing my face off in the months before. There are no drug tests here. If you aren't at biogenesis every day eating shark testosterone gummy bears you must not like money.

Safe to Say Shaun King HATES Darren McFadden

YahooSports- In the opinion of NBC Sports analyst Shaun King, enough is enough.

Yahoo! Sports fantasy expert Brad Evans pointed out that McFadden averaged only 3.4 yards per carry against the New Orleans Saints in Week 2 of the preseason. He finished with five carries for 17 yards, and Evans does not believe McFadden will be a top 25 running back this season.

King was harsher when it was time for his assessment.

“Darren McFadden, if you put him on your team, you will lose your league,” King said. “You will regret the fact that you drafted him, and you will emotionally be unstable because of the fact he does not care.”

King, tell us how you really feel. Please do not hold back.

“I looked at Darren McFadden against the New Orleans Saints, and what I wanted to see is this a running back who wants to prove his detractors wrong, wants to go out and have a big year in a contract year, or is this a guy that’s just trying to collect a check,” King said. “All I saw was a guy who wanted to collect a check.”

Part of me here wants to agree with absolutely EVERYTHING Shaun King has to say here.  If I made it to the NFL and got stuck on the Raiders, I would be on cruise control waiting to sip mai tai's in cabo in the offseason too. Place is horrendous. Not only is the team total trash but the city is shit too.  Players like run dmc have to HATE players like Jason Taylor who spent roughly 35 years playing in Miami. However on a professional fantasy league player/champion/legend, I'm telling you to snag run dmc.  Does he get hurt? Sure. You know when a 26 year old NFL starting running back doesn't get hurt? His contract year. Those lambos and gold bottles of champagne pouring on the floor don't pay for themselves. DMC will end up rushing for 1,500+ with 9 td's. This is the time when these cats steal money from owners. These guys are basically Ben Affleck and Jeremy Renner in The Town. Don't believe me? Two words. Chris Johnson.

Innagural Blog

So lets start this party off on the right foot. 3rdandLongSports is paying homage to the daily grind everyone faces. Whether it be sitting at work all day, counting seconds on the clock, chugging five hour energy's until you can head home to watch wheel of fortune while your wife berates you. Or perhaps you have to stay up all night on the graveyard shift because the economy sucks.  This blog is for you. We are going to hit on every topic imaginable but the focus will always be on the sports first. Enjoy the ride and let's get through this boring life together.