James Harrison - 6ft 275 lbs. Bad bad man. Bad bad attitude. Doesn't think HBO deserves to film practice, and therefore neither do I. This is the type of guy you see at bar and carefully monitor your words. Could either tackle you in half or just assault you with hammer fists to the point you wish you had some of those depends diapers wes welker has been forcing down your throat lately. 9/10 times guys holding guns like this look plain stupid but not here. I'd rather take the bullet then a bar assault from Mr. Harrison.
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Randy Orton - 6'6 250 lbs. Walks in with tight jeans and an affliction shirt but you keep your damn mouth shut. Tats just all in your face letting you know you're a bitch and at 6'6 could punch you from across the bar. Worst part of this not only do you get clobbered but then he takes your girlfriend home. Demoralize city.
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Junior Dos Santos - 6'4 240 lbs. Former UFC heavyweight Champ. Paws the size of a polar bear and a granite chin. Current champ Cain Velazquez hit him with everything but a ringside chair and couldn't put this Brazilian demon down. His punch breaks 3/4 of your face, you possibly die and you can't even talk shit before hand due to the fact you won't have the slightest idea what he is saying. Brazilian's speak a crazy form of Portuguese and makes Puerto Ricans seem like they talk slow.
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CT - 6'3 240 lbs. Check my previous blog on this bro to see Mr. CHOO CHOO in full effect. He once moved a statue of a swan from the bed of a chick he was getting with that the other guys on the show placed there to mess with him. It took 3 guys to put it there and one to get it off. This guy made Johnny Bananas have PTSD from a fucking game show. The shit talk he has is legendary so no upper hand there either. Getting dressed down by a thug from Boston is the WORST. Ask Wes.
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Brock Lesnar - 6'3 290lbs. Honestly there really isn't much to say here. UFC champ? Check. WWE champ? Check. Guy works out by carrying trees on his back in the woods of Canada like wolverine. Has no moral compass and thirsts for blood. He walks into your bar with a problem your best bet is.. well there isn't one. Brock does what he wants when he wants and your just a little pawn in his game. There should always be a legit concern that he could pull your arm off if he wanted. I'd pay top dollar to see him fight a silverback gorilla in a pay per view. Absolute toss up
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